40 Funny Golf Team Names for 2020

Here’s our pick for the top funny golf team names on the net. Movies, songs or any commonly used phrase is generally up for a play on words to lift the spirits on the course.

If you are looking for rude team names with sexual innuendo that might shock or turn a few heads, then try our list of the top dirty golf team names.

If you like the rude humour, please check out our selection of rude golf jokes though word of caution, these jokes are adults only. Otherwise we’ve got a great list of clean golf jokes here. Enjoy.

  • Reckless Drivers
  • The Gimmes
  • Hoof Hearted
  • Hole in None
  • Far from Par
  • Underachievers Anonymous
  • The Tree Stooges
  • I Like Big Putts and I Cannot Lie
  • How’s My Driving
  • We Swing on Sundays
  • Bros Before Boges
  • Dude, Where’s My Par
  • We Skipped Work For This? 
  • Hicks with Sticks
  • That’s A Gimmee
  • Who’s Your Caddy?
  • Par Then Bar
  • The Ball Washers
  • The Mulligans
  • Fore Play
  • The Close Enoughs
  • Jabba The Putt
  • Beer, Wings and Swings
  • Bush Wackers
  • The Bogeymen
  • Dirty Birdies
  • Weapons of Grass Destruction
  • 2 Putts Are Never Enough
  • The Deuce of Hazards
  • Fairway to Heaven
  • Party of Fore
  • Sultans of swing
  • Hack Attack
  • Long Putters
  • Worm Burners
  • The Wedgies
  • The Drawshank Redemptions
  • The Fore Horsemen
  • Tigers Mistresses
  • 4-putt For Bogey
  • Put Me Down for a Par

If you enjoyed this, then you don’t mind a laugh so you should take a look at our top clean golf jokes to break the awkward silence when your friend misses their 1 foot putt.

Alternatively, take a look at our joke golf present pages. We’ve got all the best gag gifts related to golf for friends and family members that love their golf.

I hope our list of funny golf team names has given you ideas for the next tournament you and your friends are planning to dominate in. Enjoy!

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30 Dirty Golf Team Names for 2020

Here’s our list of the top dirty golf team names suitable for any golf team play such as scramble. They are sure to get a laugh from your opponents and while some will see them as inappropriate, they are intended to be funny so they will just need to loosen up a bit. It might even help their swing!!

If you are looking for team names that are still funny but less rude, check out our top 40 funny golf team names. Or if you are good with the rude humour, you are probably going to enjoy our selection of rude golf jokes. Enjoy.


  • My Wife Can’t Play Golf Well, But You Should See Her Box
  • Morning 1 Wood
  • The Ball Washers
  • Every Hole Counts
  • Back 9 Bandits
  • Unskilled Hookers
  • The Ball knockers
  • Tiger’s Wood
  • The Fore Skins
  • The Hole Seekers
  • The Legendary Hooded Clubs
  • Our Shafts Are Longer
  • Dimpled Balls
  • I’d Tap That
  • Beginner Foreplay
  • Hoof Hearted
  • The Strokers
  • The Long Shafts
  • The Oversized Heads
  • The Swingers
  • Less Strokes Needed
  • Sandy Balls
  • The Swinging Foresome
  • Don’t Touch My Shaft
  • The Happy Hookers
  • Balls Deep
  • Long Putters
  • Multiple Foregasms
  • 2 Balls, 1 Hole
  • Has Anyone Seen My Balls?

If you enjoyed this, we’ve got a top selection of dirty golf jokes here. They are probably a slightly ruder than these team names so if this was a bit much, they dirty jokes are not for you.

We’ve also got our top picks for joke golf gifts for birthdays, seniors and a bunch of other gift categories.

Otherwise, I sure hope you go a laugh out of these dirty golf team names. Our cleaner team names are here if you are after team names suitable for all ages.

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Golf Jokes – One Liners For 2020

Here’s our top golf one liners – perfect for a few extra laughs around the course. Especially if you struggle to remember the longer jokes. If you like the longer longer jokes, check out our selection of clean golf jokes here, or if you aren’t easily offended, our rude golf jokes are here.

 

Golf HumorIf you are playing with a golfer who says they never cheat, they’re also a liar.

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My golf game is a lot like masturbating – I enjoy it a lot, but it’s not pretty to watch.

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Your golf game is so bad, you had to re grip your ball retriever

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You should always try before you buy, especially when buying a putter. Never buy a putter until you’ve seen how well you can throw it.

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The problem with your golf game is that you are standing too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.

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If your golfing buddy can’t remember whether they hit a 5 or a 6 on a par 3, he most probably shot a 7.

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The best golf partners are the ones that are not quite as good as you.

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The problem with golf groups is that the slow ones are always in front, and the fast ones are always behind you.

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golf quipsGolf is a strange game – you yell “fore”, shoot a 7 and write down a 5

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The higher the handicap of the golfer, the more likely it is that he’ll be telling you what you should be doing to fix your game.

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I find it a lot easier to git the fairway when I tee off if I’m not too picky about which fairway.

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Brand new golf balls have a strong attraction to treelines and water. The strength of the attraction is in direct proportion to how expensive the ball is.

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You can hit a 1 acre fairway 5% of the time, but a 1 inch branch you will hit 95% of the time.

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Golf is similar to sex – It’s still pretty good, even when it’s bad.

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If you’ve been drinking, don’t drive and don’t even try and putt

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It takes a lot of balls to play golf like I do.

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I’m not that bad of a putter, I just can’t catch a break

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one liner golf jokesThe best sound in golf is the whooshing noise as your golf buddy hurls his clubs

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I have no trouble hitting the woods… but I struggle get out of them

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The best way to get better at golf it to take it up earlier in life

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Improve your golf game by practice, lessons or cheating.

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The best way to reduce shots on the score card is with an eraser.

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Golf brings out 3 year old in us – we struggle to count past 5

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great golf jokesDrives would go a lot straighter if swearing and club throwing helped them go where you wanted the ball to go

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If I hit the ball left, it’s a hook. If I hit the ball right, it’s a slice and when I hit it straight, it’s a miracle.

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In golf, the balls lie poorly and the players lie well

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If you are in the hunt for some funny golf gag gifts, here’s our top picks for a bunch of gift occasions.

Otherwise, I hope you enjoyed these short one liners. Our adult only golf jokes are available here, or if you want jokes for all ages, check out our selection of fun, clean golf jokes here.

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Dirty Golf Jokes For 2020 – Adults only for these!

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dirty golf jokes laughing horse imageNot for the easily offended, this selection of Dirty Golf Jokes are for adults only and are sure to get a laugh. If you find these a bit rude for your taste, check out our funny golf jokes here which are cleaner and suitable for all ages. For shorter gags, here’s our Golfing one liners. More jokes pages will be added over the coming months if you like this style of humor. Enjoy!

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Quick round

A lady is setting off to have a round of golf after a series of lessons with the club pro. 15 minutes after leaving the clubhouse, she returns looking a little flustered and upset. “What’s wrong” says the golf pro realising she’d only been gone a short time. “I’ve been stung be a bee” she said.
“Where did it sting you” asked the pro. The lady replied “Between the first and second hole”
“Ah”, said the golf pro as he nods. “Your stance is far too wide.”


Dirty Cart

If a bird sh*ts on your golf cart, don’t ever take her golfing again.

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Missing ball

What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball lost in the rough?
Guys will spend at least 5 minutes looking for a golf ball.

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Golf addiction

A couple have just gotten married. As they are retreating to the bedroom for the first night madness, the husband looks deeply into his wife’s eyes.
“Honey, I’ve got something to tell you. I haven’t been completely honest. I am a golfing addict and every chance I get I’m going to go and have a round.”
“OK” said his wife. “As we are confessing, I haven’t been completely honest with you either. I’m a hooker”.
“That’s OK” said the husband. “You’ve just got to make sure you keep left arm straight and your head down longer.”

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Differences

What is the difference between golf and sex?
A bad hole won’t get you a slap across the face when you play golf.

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Tough round

Bob and John have just finished an arduous round of Golf.
“Bob” says John, “you didn’t seem the same on the course today. Is everything alright at home”
“Not really” says Bob. “I think my wife Beryl might be dead”.
“What do you mean you ‘think’ she’s dead. Isn’t it obvious whether or not she is still alive”.
“Well” said Bob. “I’m not too sure. The sex is the same as always but the dishes are starting to pile up”.

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Putting shame

What does masturbation and 4 putting have in common?
Even though you’re a little ashamed of what you have done, you know you will do it again.

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golfing genie jokeGolfing genie

Bob and John are having a round of golf. John being keen for a smoke asks Bob for a lighter.
Bob pulls out a large BIC cigarette lighter about 12 inches long. “Wow”, says John. “Where did you get such big lighter?”
“I got it from my Genie” says Bob. Bob then reaches into his golf bag and pulls out a small blue Genie.
John is pretty impressed. He decides to test if he can get any wishes granted. John says to the Genie “Hey Genie, as I’m such a good friend of your master Bob, will you grant me a wish”.
“Sure will” says the Genie. John thinks about it for a moment then says “I wish for 5 million bucks”. Nothing happens for the first half a minute then all of a sudden the sky becomes filled with millions of ducks.
“I said bucks not ducks” said John. “Sorry. I should have told you” Bob says. “My genie is hard of hearing. You didn’t think I asked for a 12 inch BIC did you?”

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Golf skillsets

What is the similarity between golf and sex?
Even though you are really bad at both of them, you know you will still enjoy it.¬

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Cheating golfer

What is the easiest way to tell a golfer is cheating on his wife?
He continually puts his driver in the wrong bag.

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lady golf rude jokeGolfing partner

John recently changed jobs and starts working a night shift. Taking advantage of the late start, he decides to fit in a round of golf every morning before work.

On the first round on Monday morning, he catches up with a stunning brunette after the first 5 holes also having a round by herself. John and the stunning brunette Clare decide to play against each other for the rest of the course.
Clare is having a pretty good round. In fact at the end of 18 holes, she beats John by 4 shots. “This is the most enjoyable round of golf I have ever played” says Clare. John agreed so they decide to play against each other every morning for the rest of the week.

John being a complete gentlemen offers Clare a lift home to which she accepts. On the drive home, Clare says “You know John, I really appreciate you inviting me to play golf with you. I’d like to show you my appreciation.” “Sure” says John. Clare then reaches between his legs, unzips his fly and performs oral sex on him on the drive home.
Tuesday morning comes along, again they play a round in the morning and again Clare wins by a couple of strokes. On the drive home, Clare again shows John her appreciation through oral sex.

This goes on for the remainder of the week with Clare winning every round of golf. On the drive home on Friday, she says to John “John, I’ve got something I need to tell you. I haven’t been completely honest – I’m a transvestite”.

John slams on the brakes and veers violently off the road screeching to a holt on the side of the road. Angry with Clare’s admission, he turns to Clare “You f*@king cheat. You’ve been hitting off the ladies tee all week”

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If you are looking for a funny golf gift for a friend or relative, here’s our top picks in a bunch of different gift categories.

Otherwise, If you’ve enjoyed these dirty golf jokes, check out our clean golf jokes here!

Or here’s our top Golfing one liner jokes.

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