Why not ease the tension after a seriously bad shot from your golfing buddy with one of our knock knock golf jokes. There’s one for pretty much any occasion.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah golf pro who can fix your swing?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy hits another one in the rough.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda how deep your ball is in the lake.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke, the tee went further than your ball did.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting for you to hit a drive straight.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Adolph.
Adolph who?
Adolph ball knocked teef out of my mouf – and dats why I talk like dis.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Harvey.
Harvey who?
Harvey gonna take 6 hours for this round – take your shot!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone repair their divots anymore?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Amy.
Amy who?
Amy fraid that’s another bogey.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and hit your shot.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe hit one straight this time?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben over more and keep your eye on the ball.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Fred.
Fred who?
Fred you’re not going to find that ball in the woods.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy to ave a water golf ball retriever for the round with you!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda how far into the treeline your ball went.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Les.
Les who?
Les go and have a round of golf.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one know how many branches your golf ball hit as it entered the woods.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida like to see you out drive me on this hole.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Andy
Andy who?
Andy winner is… not you with that putt.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any more sand traps this hole, because you will find them.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben watching you slice every drive today.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tahiti.
Tahiti who?
Tahiti hole in one, you need to hit the golf ball straight.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
I’d cry too if I played golf like you.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Uriah.
Uriah who?
Uriah the ball, or you’ll hook it.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda gimme this putt – It’s only a 6 footer.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam just took your golf ball – you should have hit it straight.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Amy.
Amy who?
Amy for the green – not the woods.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita new driver – I just threw mine in the lake.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Les.
Les who?
Les go straight to the 19th hole.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida like to see you try and sink this putt.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body seen your golf ball – I lost it when it landed in the lake.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry you so bad at golf.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke I can see the divet where you thought your ball was.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida know what your score is for the hole. I stopped counting at 10 .
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita driver that hits straight.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy ball retriever needs a new grip, you should give up golf.
Hopefully you found a few knock knock golf jokes for your next round. If you like these short and sweet jokes, you should check out our clean one liner golf jokes. Or if you prefer a bit of dirty humor, we’ve got a selection of the best dirty golf jokes as well.